I need to apologize. As you know, the last few times we’ve spoken, it has been a bit awkward. Frankly, I’ve exhibited as much charm and grace as an earthworm in a glass of milk.
The reason I find myself mentally impaired around you is due to your glittering smile and my esteem for you. I think you are cool & fun, and I would like to hang out with you some time.
But considering how nervous I am around you, I can’t promise I won’t get tongue tied and exclaim my favorite color is potato or something.
You seem really nice… and what I’m trying to say is… my Dad dropped me on my head as a child.
You’re welcome and happy cupid day.
With the shortlist being announced at midnight Sunday 2nd Feb, I tried my best to stay awake but apparently fell asleep – oops! However, I just woke up to the best news – Graphique Fantastique is shortlisted in TWO categories!
I really can’t believe it – I’m so excited and grateful to everyone who voted for my blog! I am up against some really good blogs so it’s going to be tough, but after all of your hard work voting, it’s now up to the judges to decide if Graphique Fantastique is the Most Innovative Blog or the best Young Persons (18 – 25) Blog. Fingers Crossed and thanks again for all of your support!
Me – oh hec
Nic- what happened!?
Me- I confused Facebook with the blog again.
Nic- Facebook is not your therapist.
Me- but… but… but…
Nic- oh not that … Not the Sally Field
Me- they like it, they reallllly like it.
I woke up at five am this beautiful morning. Poured myself some juice. Took a shower. Put my hair up in a French twist… and as I sat at my vanity…I notice an empty water cup.
Flashes of the night before start smacking my pride in the ass.
I wince at my phone. I see there are photos. Oh God.
I see my Snap Chat Ap was open. Omg. I deleted it and tossed my phone like I was killing a cockroach or detonating a bomb. (Yea like that helps)
Of course I eye my dinosaur of a computer on my desk. Ah my trusty-trisket of embarrassment. On that I recall getting on (gulp) Facebook.
I’m considering moving-changing my hair color-finding new friends – never drinking again…
Surely nothing can be THAT embarrassing you say?
Then again…this is a Tequilatude.
Mmm – I’m going to go to work early – get my day going – perhaps stop by a church – garggle some Holy Water …
More later. Coffee Cheers!
I was talking to a person.
I told him I found him interesting.
He asked me, “What happens when you no longer find me interesting?”
All the right words flew into my head…and then, truth came out of my mouth.
I was shocked by my words.
He impulsively kissed me and shocked himself.
And so it began…whatever IT was…started with honesty and impulse.