Coaster Quips

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Me -“Sam, seriously, I’m worried… IT’s not working”

Sam-“What’s not working?”

Me -” SHE’s not working. I just can’t get her back in the game. She’s making all
these demands to turn on, like good conversation & connection & a ROTH IRA. I don’t feel like I should have to negotiate hook ups with her. She doesn’t have a face!”

Sam-“Oh, ‘SHE’s’ a Zombie Twat.”

Me – “What!?”

Sam- “Zombie Twat…half dead and requires BRAINS.”

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