Zombie WHAT?

Me -Sam, seriously, I’m worried… IT’s not working.

Sam-What’s not working?

Me -My…you know what. SHE’s not working.

Sam- Just get your hoo-hah back in the game !

Me – Ok. You are not listening. None of the norms is working. It’s like she’s making demands in order to turn on!

Sam- Like good conversation, connection and a ROTH IRA?

Me- YESssSs!!! I don’t feel like I should have to negotiate my hook-ups with her! She/IT/THAT doesn’t even have a face!

Sam- Hate to tell ya, but your vagina is a Zombie Twat.

Me – What!?

Sam- A Zombie Twat. Half-dead and requires BRAINS.

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