I woke up at five am this beautiful morning. Poured myself some juice. Took a shower. Put my hair up in a French twist… and as I sat at my vanity…I notice an empty water cup.
Flashes of the night before start smacking my pride in the ass.
I wince at my phone. I see there are photos. Oh God.
I see my Snap Chat Ap was open. Omg. I deleted it and tossed my phone like I was killing a cockroach or detonating a bomb. (Yea like that helps)
Of course I eye my dinosaur of a computer on my desk. Ah my trusty-trisket of embarrassment. On that I recall getting on (gulp) Facebook.
I’m considering moving-changing my hair color-finding new friends – never drinking again…
Surely nothing can be THAT embarrassing you say?
Then again…this is a Tequilatude.
Mmm – I’m going to go to work early – get my day going – perhaps stop by a church – garggle some Holy Water …
More later. Coffee Cheers!