Me : I just had a first date!
Chad: Oh? And?
Me: It was fantastic, we had Tapas and… I need man advice.
Chad: What’s up, bud?
Me: He asked me out for Friday, I said I was busy and then he asked me out for Sunday.
Chad: Say yes! Advice given. You are welcome.
Me: Ok, no. Look, he said for Sunday, that we should do brunch and the art market going on downtown. So, is this legit or like a supreme pimp move?
Chad: I think it is legit, but …keep the cookies in the jar for awhile.
Me: What’s awhile? This is concerning BRUNCH?! I mean that’s a come-on!
Me: Hey, I’m serious! A tip from me to you, brunch is hot! Hell, it’s the only meal a girl can just have sugar and champagne. I mean come on. ComeON….
Me: Brunch. Serious.
Chad: I think I have a call to make.
Me: ANNNND You. Are. Welcome.