At Nic’s house going through her dresser to find my earrings she borrowed.
Me- Um, hun, why is there bread in your drawer?
Nic – Oh god…
Me – I’m just going to set it up here so you won’t forget to … (looks at her) hun, why is there bread in your dresser? (laughing)
Nic – So I went out last night . I woke up this morning feeling woozy, stumbled into the kitchen to make coffee and found a can of biscuits all over the counter.
Nic – Yea, and biscuits on a baking sheet, at least those were cooked.
Me – (looking at Nic amused)
Nic- …. And I had put a post-it on the butter that said “not cheese”.
Me – Butter looks like cheese?! What did you drink?!!
Nic – Wellll, you know I get that white cheddar in a bar and slice it myself. Best I can figure is I assumed the butter was cheese and the note was like a Public Service Announcement for myself.
Me- That’s hysterical!